10 STAR WARS CHARACTERS WHO ARE LIKELY STONERS

Ganja Lovers from a Galaxy Far, Far Away

May the 4th be with you!

To celebrate Star Wars Day, we’re taking a look at some of our favorite Star Wars characters, who are likely stoners.

Check out the list and let us know if you agree or would add anyone else!

Yoda

Considering he lived to be around 900 years old, we’ve got to think that he has tried cannabis at some point in that time. You don’t get to be that wise without a little puff here and there. Plus, he’s green, so it just adds up.

Darth Vader

Anakin was cooked like a kid trying to roast a marshmallow. Straight char. Third-degree burns are no joke, and without question, Vader had to be in serious pain. You know he was a medicinal user.

Mace Windu

One of the coolest Jedi in the galaxy, no doubt Mace Windu would burn one every once in a while. Odds are he’d be packing Purple Kush. You know, cause of his unique lightsaber color.

Ahsoka Tano

This girl moves to the beat of her own drum. After being kicked out of the Jedi Temple, you know she had to spend a lot of time meditating. Nothing helps focus the mind like a little cannabis.

Jabba the Hutt

Are you going to tell me that hookah-like bubbler isn’t full of sticky icky smoke? It also looks like he hasn’t changed that water in years! 😳

Obi Wan Kenobi

Hello there! All the years spent on Tatooine, I’m sure that he needed something to help pass the time. Think about it. I can’t think of anything worse than being stuck on a planet with sand and not having any green. That’s the definition of “dry” right there!

Hondo Ohnaka

In all of his years as a smuggler, I’m certain that he came across cannabis at some point. Taking his funny personality into account, he probably smokes all the time. 😂

Saw Gerrera

Let’s be honest, that oxygen mask can easily be made into a vaporizer. Imagine that! The power of a desktop vape just hanging off your body. Talk about a vaporizer that is portable, yet powerful.

General Grievous

This one is easy. Talk about some wicked smoker’s cough! It takes a lot of ganja to sound like that.

Sheev Palpatine

Alrighty, nine stoners and one who is definitely NOT. This guy has NO chill whatsoever. In fact, one puff and maybe the Clone Wars never even happen. Pot makes a passivist. Right? I guess General Grevious doesn’t like to share.

Hope that you liked our list of Star Wars Stoners! Drop your favorite in the comments.